Remove the ever-swelling tumor they winkingly euphemize as
dEfense spending
Stop wasting millions of hours watching fat men bending over
in tight stretch pants
Quit simply throwing out those 5 billion free plastic
shopping bags you used only once
Don’t waste any more good advertising dollars on abrasive
talking head spin doctors
Silence the 250 hp outboards and raucous OHVs used for our
wanton so-called wreckreation
Curb our immense waste of paper, metal, glass and plastic by
charging national deposits
Stop throwing money over there, make their oil unnecessary
and leave them to their deserts
Don’t rip up more open land - Make them rebuild their cheap
and worn-out strip malls
Quit repeating untold hours mowing, weeding, fertilizing and
watering fake lawns
Turn the flood plains into parks and croplands but don’t
rebuild homes there again
Stop the countless unnecessary trips riding all alone in
obese, low-mileage roadhogs
Curb the waste of multi-generational single-parent families
educated only in our prisons
Keep a quarter deposit on each set of fast food wrappers and
utensils tossed away
Quit turning unnoticed extra calories from unhealthy food
into unattractive, deadly fat
End the total waste of money on that pointless and long ago
lost war on drugs
Quit destroying any place we love with your identical slash
and burn developments
Stop unaffordable credit spending based solely on guilt
implanted by corporate merchant holidays
Cut your gas terrorist subsidy and CO2 footprint along with
this foolish worship of overpriced pickups
Insulate, wear a sweater and quit wasting money, fuel and
emissions like a simple ignorant child
Put away the 60’ RVs with noisy generators towing 3 ton SUVs
and 2 tiny people
End the bitterly divisive waste of time regarded now as the
normal legislative process
Stop wasting precious socio-political bandwidth on phony
wedge and values issues
Curb the 40% of our emissions that arise from the
unnecessary and the inefficient
Cut the hopeless and expensive foolishness of multi-lingual
government claptrap
Quit piling debt on the future while wasting the resources
they’ll need to pay them back
Cut the thoughtless, random and chaotic noise that shatters
the good & protective silence
Overcome the arrogant exceptionist righteousness we had our
one true savior grant only to us
Decrease our dependence on shoddy goods built by foreign
peasant slave labor
Forget the childish fantasy that easy credit is a safe &
longterm source of household income
Disavow their myth of eternal compound growth for that of an
economic steady state
Stop subsidizing the wasteful notion that prevention costs
more than treatment
Focus and trigger nightlights instead of wasting good energy
to simply hide the stars
Quit mining fossil water to grow grain for cows that need
antibiotics just to digest them
End wasted bailouts meant to revive Ponzi financing and
foolish credit spending
Reduce global population enough so that our frenzied
activities do not threaten our very existence
Quit
wasting so much energy trying to save a little time – Time that you will never
get to spend
