Come on out from watching football and let’s settle this climate change issue right here
There’s a vegan birdwatcher been lifting weights who wants
to break some NeoCon face
Gonna enjoy smashing your snow machine on behalf of all the
vanished wildlife
Would be happy to fill your car with all that trash from
those drive thru windows
Put down your stupid firearms and let’s settle this like the
TV men you dream of being
Gonna smack you down for the frogs you 4WD’d over while
smirking-drunkenly, smug and secure
Got a squishy liberal hammer fist for sending research and
engineering overseas
Here’s a broken tooth for your overspending role in this
ridiculous credit debacle
I’m a sissy treehugger, but I’ll gladly bury a palm strike
in your fat and outsourced face
How about a bony elbow to your unused head or skinny knee in
your fast food gut
I’m calling you out over what you’ve done to this country
over the past 40 years
I’m a weak and yellow bicyclist trained hard enough to snap
your overburdened joints
I’ll show you tough on fucking defense you wheezing,
red-faced, HamAndEggers
Bring it on and we’ll film liberal greenies tattooing your
tired-out, freedom-loving asses
Putting you on notice that machoism can survive on organic
salads and soy milk
Here’s a hard left hand for the channelized and poisoned
rivers you leave behind
Let’s do this in a peaceful meadow that your smoking
bulldozers have not found as of yet
I’ll quietly meditate and sip green tea as they carry you
off after I finish your beating
You can review your mistakes with your personal savior
during the ambulance ride
So, yeah, the Bushido Zen Way is not incompatible
with a peace-loving heart
Been practicing chokes and armbars just for you while I was hugging
all them trees
This peacenik calls you to go mano a mano over your
standalone cowboy foreign policy
While you’re on your back, gonna put quiet mufflers on your
moronic pickup
You’re gonna go back to the earth with me to enjoy some good
old ground and pound
This proponent of universal healthcare wants to ensure you a
safe and free trip to the ER
I’ll enjoy a fruit smoothie after I am de-con’d of all the
bloody sweat from your fat body
Gonna Visualize World Peace as I knee your piggish face from
a tight Mui Tai clinch
Step down out of those oversize pickups so I can knock the
Budweiser right out of you
Wackos are gonna bitch slap you until you whine like your
fat, spoiled and stupid wives
Socialist flag-burning recyclers will punish jet ski riders
from full mount position
A meditating observer longs to slam a real patriot into the
cage just to feel his pain
Gonna pay you back with elbows for letting them ruin our
standing with the whole world
Callin you out for a beating on behalf of the lakes whose
fish you have tainted
Taking you down hard for stripmining mother ocean and
waltzing off with the cash
Here’s a vicious combination for the tortured cows, pigs,
chickens, turkeys and sheep
Gonna
whup yer ignerant, selfish polluting asses and force feed you nuts, tofu and
sprouts
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