Wednesday, February 23, 2011

That Anti-Merican Evil Weed

    That’s why they call it dope…’D.O.dubya.P.’                 
They’ll be smoking dope on every doorstep and then goin out and bustin crimes
Brain-damaged and chromosome-scrambled by that there pungent demon herb
Stealing guns and robbing mothers and startin yer children off on the stuff fer free
Gettin lost in all like sexual preversion fer days at a time and not doin any real work

Fergettin about pertectin our country and babblin on about peace and love and hope and shit
Losin they jobs after getting all unperductive and way too lazy to even work anymore
Spendin too much time just settin there smoking pot and heading straight on to heroin
Blinded by the dope from horrible incurable cancers coming not too far down their road

Givin up good old Budweiser fer some damn organic BC Bud and sissy-ass fruit smoothies
Just turning off honest country music as them terrorists surround our virtuous homeland
Joinin up with them damn vegans in a wack crusade to treat cows like they was humans
Buyin funny hybrid cars and rancid organic vegies like it was some decent way of life

Afraid to grasp the nice smooth blue steel guns that are our patriotic heritage
Tryin to outlaw our loud diesel mufflers cause the noise bothers they doped up ears
Laying in the flowers by the river, just lisenin to the crazy shit in their heads
All caught up and taken over by this devilish weed, that very flower of the anti-christ

Turnin our sweet young daughters into filthy mindless stealing crack whores – Overnight!
Causin our own sons to question their duty to blindly go off and die overseas for god and country
Sweet jesus we got ta draw the line at last against this terrible liberal social decay
Why they’re even wantin certified organic reefer that’s all like taxed and regelated

Shit, they get so stoned they almost nod off and then they just sleep away the night
Get all like chickenshit and don’t want to go out to the bars, looking forward to a fight
Set there drawin, writin, playin sissy music and readin stead of ridin noisy dirtbikes
Why theyre like hiking and skiin insteada flailin ATVs, jetskis and snowmobiles

Fuckin jerkoffs are totally addicted but theyre just full of all kina fairytale denial
That hobbit hole Pipe and Bud Tea House is a real threat to our beloved filthy taverns
Yup, their brains are rottin and their teeth are fallin out, but they just will not see
It’s another sinful plague aimed straight at Jesus’ Word and our sacred Traditional Family ValuesÔ

These dope fiends have lost the angry energy they need in our dog-eat-dog society
They spend they time in drugged out dreams about gettin somethin fer doin nethin
Always takin off they shoes and shit, kinda smiling and talking way too slow
Caint even see how far they strayed from the paved path of righteousness that we walk

So damn out there they won’t stop to watch pro football or even NASCAR with the family
Content just to let the abortionists, gays and women libbers chip away at all our rights
Pretty soon they'll be wantin to advertise this heathen poison in magazines and on TV
Gotta rear up and stop this evil dope plague for the good of the country, in the name of god

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