Gotta bring back cheap and really smoky diesel fuel for our
honest, thrifty working men
Then they’ll be tradin up again to even further upside-down
leases on even bigger pickups
Get em back to belchin smoke from good loud mufflers with
that same patriotic pride
Stead of sneakin around like tree huggers with eggs beneath
their gas pedals
We’ll refinance their houses for them and flush away those
negative savings
Gonna give traditional families a place to draw out more
unearned cash from china
All them re-financing deals should kick start our most
innovative credit finance industry
And the realtors can start runnin up house prices for fat
commissions once again
We’ll ditch this cockamamie greenhouse crap to protect our
fragile economic recovery
No more bullshit about saving the planet because, look,
people’s jobs are on the line here
Forget this sustainablility scam if it involves even the
slightest expense or inconvenience
Get the asians ta slap them peasants in line cause we need
more cheap imported junk
We’ll get these whatever Ārabs straightened out even if it
takes a coupla lifetimes
A few hundred billion dollars each and every year ought to
do the trick - Someday
Pretty soon a few of those like free elections will bring
them heathens all like McDonalds and stuff
Our boys aren’t dyin in vain even if it has just been all
wrong from start to finish
Bringing back the days when we just shoved it all into the
trash and straight out the door
No more stupid packin and sorting through the garbage for
them numbnut greenies
If they want it, they can pay me for it and come here and
dive thru our dumpster to get it
Cause once it’s paid for, it’s mine to simply toss away and
get on with traditional family life
Nowadays they aint no need to spend money on clean water
since we all drink ours outta bottles
The kids can just go down to the pool if they want to go
swimming in the summer
I never have time to go fishin anymore and the wife likes it
better down to Red Lobster
Anyway, we can still get out on the boats and jetskis as
long as we don’t get wet
Them good new jobs atomorra created after we all got
outsourced are comin in real soon now, too
We’ll all be contributin to the consumer economy in our new
service sector positions
Everybody’ll have good health benefits and a free retirement
fund to draw from - Early
Yup, we’ll all be working on computer doin some kinda hi-tech
financial services and shit
Coal is gonna give us a smoky, grimy-devastated, but
energy-independent homeland
Honest patriot lobbyists will sacrifice sos we can crank up
the uninsulated heat all winter long
We can point to the slag heaps and the dirty air and really
be able to see our progress
Settin a lonely brave example for the developin world
against that vast socialist CO2 conspiracy
We’ll cut taxes but hike defense spending and keep ignoring
the whatever deterioratin infrastructure
Strappin on them fiscal cables for another jumpstart and
bendin over for the next kickstart
Cause we really cant solve any other problems if the blessed
economy has gone south
We’re
gonna get back on track real soon now using creative, god-fearing
entrepreneurism
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