We aint gonna reduce no emissions cept when all the fuel’s
done been burnt up
Them heroes in Detroit wont ever build no successful
alternative energy cars
We’ll always treat them cows, chickens and pigs like they
was mining resources
Haf-neked africans are always gonna be starving, fightin and
dyin from awful diseases
Nobodys ever gonna make you sort out them greasy
recycles from your useless garbage
Listen, all them charismatic mega-fauna are gonna have ta
jest make way fer progress
We’ll never have the resources ta clean up the lakes and
rivers, much less them oceans
But we’ll always have more money we can spend on finding new
ways to kill each other better
We just caint implement no socialist solutions to these here
pressing healthcare issues
Might as well get used ta climate change cause we got more
important economic needs
We’ll never admit that our sheer fool numbers are at the
very roota everonea our biggest problems
Look, yer kids jest don’t have a brighter future than your
senile damn grampaw did
You aint gonna start savin and you’ll always have to work –
but look - there wont be no jobs fer ya
The salmon ain’t comin back and the grizzlies don’t got no
place among us
They ain’t no heaven and jesus word aint worth even one of
the wars that it’s caused
You aint cuttin down on eatin and yer blood pressure and
sugar will stay way too high
All them phony sports aint gonna help when yer lying there
covered with tubes and bedsores
Yer pointy little breast implants will look real stupid when
yer 80 and all like shriveled up
Those lame tattoos will fade on topa age spots, ugly
wrinkles and layers of fat
You’ll be snoring thru yer damn nose ring, wondering why
they still cant see you’re special
You wont ever take the time, even if you could understand
above their 3rd grade level spin
They aint gonna re-open that free ATM you thought your house
would always be
You wont ever pay off the negative savings you got stored up
on your damn credit cards
They ain’t no better jobs coming to replace them onesa yers
they sent off ta china
Actually, your kids don’t have exceptional potential and
they caint be bothered to work hard either
It ain’t gonna make any more sense when you’re being nursed
by low waged immigrants
Yer so-called personal savior is just another
nutritionally-empty but high-calorie concoction
Actually, ya see, they won’t have found a cure for that yet,
when you do finally get it
Obese pickups and giant SUVs aren’t goin away any more than
you are, fat boy, LOL
Never gonna stop their sacred public access on snowmobiles,
ATVs and fatass jet skis
Aint no way we’ll save one tree if it costs us any jobs,
money or cunvenience
They wont start exercising and eating sensibly, why thats
fer frickin bird watchers
You fekin liberal environmental wackos ain’t never gonna ruieen
this great landa the free
Jobs and cash will always win til nature slaps us down inta
some dark and polluted stone age
Them bankers and financiers caint lead us out of the mess
they got rich getting us into
It
aint never gonna happen and you aint waltzin off fer free ta some cockamamie
heaven
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