Thursday, February 17, 2011

It Aint Gonna Happen

We aint gonna reduce no emissions cept when all the fuel’s done been burnt up
Them heroes in Detroit wont ever build no successful alternative energy cars
We’ll always treat them cows, chickens and pigs like they was mining resources
Haf-neked africans are always gonna be starving, fightin and dyin from awful diseases

Nobodys ever gonna make you sort out them greasy recycles from your useless garbage
Listen, all them charismatic mega-fauna are gonna have ta jest make way fer progress
We’ll never have the resources ta clean up the lakes and rivers, much less them oceans
But we’ll always have more money we can spend on finding new ways to kill each other better

We just caint implement no socialist solutions to these here pressing healthcare issues
Might as well get used ta climate change cause we got more important economic needs
We’ll never admit that our sheer fool numbers are at the very roota everonea our biggest problems
Look, yer kids jest don’t have a brighter future than your senile damn grampaw did

You aint gonna start savin and you’ll always have to work – but look - there wont be no jobs fer ya
The salmon ain’t comin back and the grizzlies don’t got no place among us
They ain’t no heaven and jesus word aint worth even one of the wars that it’s caused
You aint cuttin down on eatin and yer blood pressure and sugar will stay way too high

All them phony sports aint gonna help when yer lying there covered with tubes and bedsores
Yer pointy little breast implants will look real stupid when yer 80 and all like shriveled up
Those lame tattoos will fade on topa age spots, ugly wrinkles and layers of fat
You’ll be snoring thru yer damn nose ring, wondering why they still cant see you’re special

You wont ever take the time, even if you could understand above their 3rd grade level spin
They aint gonna re-open that free ATM you thought your house would always be
You wont ever pay off the negative savings you got stored up on your damn credit cards
They ain’t no better jobs coming to replace them onesa yers they sent off ta china

Actually, your kids don’t have exceptional potential and they caint be bothered to work hard either
It ain’t gonna make any more sense when you’re being nursed by low waged immigrants
Yer so-called personal savior is just another nutritionally-empty but high-calorie concoction
Actually, ya see, they won’t have found a cure for that yet, when you do finally get it

Obese pickups and giant SUVs aren’t goin away any more than you are, fat boy, LOL
Never gonna stop their sacred public access on snowmobiles, ATVs and fatass jet skis
Aint no way we’ll save one tree if it costs us any jobs, money or cunvenience
They wont start exercising and eating sensibly, why thats fer frickin bird watchers

You fekin liberal environmental wackos ain’t never gonna ruieen this great landa the free
Jobs and cash will always win til nature slaps us down inta some dark and polluted stone age
Them bankers and financiers caint lead us out of the mess they got rich getting us into
It aint never gonna happen and you aint waltzin off fer free ta some cockamamie heaven

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