Some crackpot wacko researcher has gone and done the
unthinkable deed at last
And now it’s up to us to make sure this thing doesn’t fall
into terrorist hands
Turns out it’s really quite simple to make and way too easy
to secretly transport
We got to retain tight control of this invention or our
precious liberty is surely at risk
The mad scientists have gone and let an evil genie out of
the bottle once again
Proliferation cannot be an option for the freedom loving
peoples of the world
If our enemies get hold of this, it will threaten our
traditional family values
We alone must retain control of this awful power - for the
benefit of all mankind
Our strategic analysts warn of its terrible consequences for
our military establishment
It’s just the kind of thing that the one-worlders have been
wanting for use against us
This weapon could upset our carefully crafted, fear-based
global power balance
It will put the people of our sacred fatherland at the mercy
of the godless heathen
There’s no denying its potential to do good if we were to
use it in the proper manner
But, in the hands of radicals, it would represent a clear
and present danger
Its proliferation would pose the gravest threat of any
doomsday scenario yet
Mr. President, we must act at once to halt the spread of
this terrible innovation
Already, there is intelligence that our enemies seek it on
the world’s black markets
We have detected some French testing out on one of their
remote Pacific atolls
Unconfirmed reports say an outlaw state is trying to acquire
its raw materials in Africa
Some kind of loony religious cult wants to loose it on the
entire world in aerosol form
We got to keep a closer eye on our so-called allies in the
light of this new threat
We are ramping up our domestic intelligence gathering a bit
more in secret, just in case
They say it might even be introduced covertly into our food
and water supply
What we need is another world treaty which we can ignore but
force others to obey
Already, reckless young people are experimenting upon each
other with this stuff
The generals and politicians are demanding that the policy
wonks craft a solution
This thing could spiral way beyond our control and end all
our cozy partnerships
We must quickly ramp up coordinated media, military and
diplomatic campaigns
Congress must quietly funnel millions for secret research
and covert operations
Believe
it or not they’ve found a vaccination for that sacred pox known as war
No comments:
Post a Comment