Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Ignoring The Blind Curves Up Ahead

There’s blind curves coming up but, not to worry, our true faith will see us on thru
They best watch out for us wherever their unfenced stock is roaming
Though we got foggy conditions up ahead, there ain’t no time for slowin down
It’s slippery when wet, but, your see, we got not time to lose - at all

Mind you watch out for them children playin, cuz we’ll just keep on speedin
Caint be slowin down now for just a little bit of rain
Gotta keep on truckin even though it’s already been 16 amped-up hours
Don’t you dare to swerve if a deer should jump out in the road

There’s a dip ahead but there aint no point in brakin now
Them speed limit signs are merely a little bit of friendly free advice
Hey, that yellow light means ta hurry up on thru that next intersection
That flashing sign don’t apply to us, so you just keep on a goin

There’s a sharp curve at the bottom, but our brakes may not be too hot
He’s kickin back a lot of gravel but we need to get up real close sos we can pass
It’s a narrow bridge so keep this big rig pushed right in towards the middle
We can negotiate these blind curves with the bright light from our blind faith

There’s a jam up there so just go ahead and pass them all on the right
That STOP sign ahead doesn’t apply to us because we’re on a special mission
Quick, flip out that trash right here where nobody else can see us
This semi don’t move over one bit for pedestrians, cyclists or accidents

Don’t try to dodge every pothole or miss every piece of ignorant road kill
There ain’t no shoulder so we sure ain’t pullin away from the centerline
We’ll let things take care of themselves and figure it out when we get there
That is, theys blind curves up ahead but we’ll just take them as they come

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