Cant help the cattle, wont save the redwoods, dont need them
sissy robins
No money for clean air, cant aid cooped-up chickens, dont
care about sick bees
Not fooling with emissions, no loans for poisoned orcas,
dont want them boreal toads
Aint against clearcutting, wont fight over-population, not
paying for junk science
Stopped cleaning up the rivers, not paying for proper
disposal, dont care if it’s quiet
No time for wack orangs, wont buy carbon credits, dont
believe in universal healthcare
Cant listen right now anyway, not adoptin no new lifestyles,
done financing fixin highways
Pushing back against socialism, too busy to study history,
not talking about any pig farms
Letting that Amazon go, dont ask for starry darkness, wont
miss a few polar bears
No earmarks for amphibians, not a cent for snakes, no point
to them monarch butterflies
Cant sponsor fat gorillas, Not lobbying for the thrifty, no
time for earthworms
Not aiming for the sustainable, done listening to liberals,
aint campaignin for safe food
No microloans for poor villagers, not striving for
perfection, gave up freedom marching
Aint removing all the lead paint, wont stop that coral
bleaching, passing on them yogas
Forgot about good soil, dont fret over ocean plastic, cant
care for them chimp chumps
Not concerned by clearcut redwoods, passing on the pygmies,
letting go of the lakes
Cant feed the poor, not subsidizing renewables, wont vote
for arms reduction
Not restoring rivers for salmon, not makin room for
grizzlies, no sympathy for wolves
No time for meditatin, dont pickup no litter, really just
dont like books a bit
Dont care about good bridges, wont pay extra for clean coal,
not looking at lazy wildflowers
No need of wilderness, too late for the albatross, too
hurried to go take a walk
Get out with those bike trails, stop boring me with history,
no bailout for the whales
No budget for flyways, wont pay for migration routes, not
giving for rain forests
Too busy to preserve habitat, wont prevent overpopulation,
no time for haggard refugees
Not backing orphan bonobos, just let the damn tuna go, no
welfare for shiftless tigers
Not investing in lasting peace, just saying no to research,
aint gonna go do the math
Wont embrace retreaded socialism, too tired to exercise, not
giving up on fast food
Not guaranteeing privacy, no monies for prevention, not
afraid of a little illiteracy
No funds for birth control, no time to sit and think, not
afraid to just say ferget it
Not responsible for the future, wont underwrite recycling,
no taxes for new sewers
no sympathy for green energy, don’t care about efficiency,
not voting for good schools
not supporting teeny electric cars, pullin the plug on
solar, no way we’re saving water
wont boycott tasty veal, dont sweat Chinese pollution, aint
afraid of fake climate change
no stimulus for snow leopards, no place for sissies, not
buying liberal pipe dreams
had enough of “Save the Trees”, don’t want to go
in-depth, go away with going green
not
flip-flopping on defense, wont embrace un-aborted children, ain’t got no time
for frogs
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