Don’t bring back no-income, no-job, no-asset, no money down
home loans
Ban that so-called ‘financial engineering’ as a legalized
but criminal profession
Never again make just the monthly minimum payment on
multiple credit cards
Ensure that the oversized, noisy pickup truck totally
disappears as a commuter vehicle
Don’t ever let the phony 7% real estate professional
make any type of comeback
Stop buying those $150 shoes for kids who simply refuse to
learn to read and write
No more of shrieking media heads pimping you tips to unknown
stocks on margin
Forget that tens of smog-belching 3 ton roadhogs ever idled
daily in drive-thru lines
Keep the crooked loan originators and greedy property
appraisers unemployed
Don’t resume spending on diet aids that tell you it’s OK to
eat anything you want
Push back hard when car salesmen try to reclaim their
useless and parasitic positions
Let negative savings rates remain only as object lessons of
our own stupidity
Don’t bring back giant, overpriced, shoddily-built
McMansions leveraged by poseurs on margin
Never again spend $100 a month on fat-filled, sugary lattes,
tossing away the cups
Really, let’s not pickup where we left off buying jet skis,
OHVs and snowmobiles
Never pay loudly-ignorant, semi-skilled, so-called tradesmen
to hold us hostage again
Make sure speculation on second home developments blocking
access to open spaces remains dead
Forever keep buried the cynical and greedy lie that
self-regulation is key to industry salvation
Waterboard the NeoCons on their own poisonous soundbites
until they confess to anything
Don’t ever bring back the idea that your home is some
investment instrument and an ATM
Don’t even consider more no-strings-attached cash bailouts
to thieving financiers
Don’t return the nannies, chauffeurs, pedicurists and
decorators to the faux-rich
Be sure smirking, callow Wall Street 20Somethings get no
more million dollar bonuses
Never again roll credit card debt into an underemployed
illiterate’s house note
Remain standing menacingly over the myth that loud and
willful exceptionism equals patriotism
Don’t let the corn-based biofuel scam be resurrected by its
well-heeled lobbyists
Never, never blindly trust the bankers, brokers,
lawyers or financial advisers ever again
Kick down the self-serving lie that stocks yield the most
over the so-called long haul
Archive house flipping how-to shows as evidence of the
madness that possessed us all
Never again rush to overbid on unseen property before it
even hits the market
Don’t roll old car leases into new ones even further
underwater from the very start
Keep the hard-driving, career-oriented, equally-paid loving
mothers needing time off, in their homes
Smother the absurd notion that vapid hyper-consumption is
somehow really patriotic
Be sure that administrative assistants never again finance
multiple rental properties
Don’t bring back those falsely-folksy, Ivy League
politicians who favor the rich at your expense
Never
again believe consumer spending and financial services could underpin a
sustainable economy
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