In my heart I just know we have the best healthcare system
in the whole entire world
Years of prayer have forged in me a belief that religious
fanatics must be stopped
Deep inside, something tells me they are poor because they
are both inferior and lazy
Our Traditional Family ValuesÔ are so deeply ingrained I
never question where they come from
I take it on faith that abortion and gay marriage are
weighty government social issues
For me, talking with my savior yields guilt-free and forever
unquestionable decisions
I know in my heart that Social Darwinism is god’s chosen way
and that I am an exceptionist survivor
The defense industry’s bogeyman message reverberates in me
with a frightening ring of truth
In my heart I know they’ll create better new jobs – just as
soon as they export all our old ones
I can believe simultaneously in personal responsibility and
deficit bailout spending
Of course I should save, but social security is rightfully
funded by pay as you go
The core values she instilled in me, drive me to visit my
Mother once a week at the nursing home
My gut tells me that we cannot ever afford to go soft on
defense, like those squishy liberals
Just looking at them, I know these precious
children of mine will someday lead the world
Something deep within me whispers that our Savior must take
a leading role in our governance
It is our sacred ancient belief that the government should
remain forever outside of business
In my heart, the traditional values of jobs and money
prevail over such as idle tree-hugging
I never question that many generations to come will shop and
be entertained much as we do
Surely it is unequivocally right for our leaders to bid that
God Bless America after every speech
Our collective wisdom warns that worn-out failed socialist
programs should never be revived
I don’t need junk science or fuzzy math to know climate
change is simply a costly con job
The wisdom of our forbearers guides us, though events 10
years ago are irrelevant history
I harbor deep-seated suspicions about resurrecting those
failed liberal policies of the past
Litmus wedge issues vibrate in my heart, ringing with
importance and self-evident truth
Well certainly, I know from their ads that our food supply
is safe, humane and sustainable
It’s obvious to me that they’ll have found inexpensive
alternatives once all the oil is gone
My heart knows that retaining focus on the current quarter’s
GDP ensures all of our futures
I just know that invisible corporate leaders are selflessly
charting a wise course for us all
I take on faith the dictum that no one has the right to
limit our number of children
Our clear role as god’s fruitful stewards is to triage the
natural world based solely upon our needs
Anyone can see that turning boggy, insect-ridden wetlands
into suburbs is real progress
Externalities like air, water and habitat are simply no
concern of government or business
Yes, I accept the need for hands-off bailouts based on the
dire warnings of our leaders
Their knowing smirks and dismissive laughter strike true
chords deep inside my heart
It is self-evident that we require neither expense nor
sacrifice to stay our noble course
I
am warmed by my certainty that our god has blessed only us, His one and only
chosen people
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