Pushing to tax the word of Christ like it was some kinda
giant pyramid scheme
Promoting an end to burnin honest Clean Coal for a life in
the cold and fearful dark
Putting trees, birds, fish and like clean air up front of
families, jobs and christian values
Want us all eating that slimy soft tofu instead of good old
supersize cheese fries
They’ll give your kids hands-on sex education, even before
they learn to read
Said real hot water washing and nice clothes dryers are
horribly evil polluters
Trying to make us turn down our thermostats and pull on some
old itchy sweaters
Sponsoring some crazy bill to regulate barbecue and even
lawnmower emissions
Lobbying to put the rights of cows and pigs above the price
needs of decent consumers
Opposed to credit card bailouts meant to bring relief to us
honest working families
Wantin us all eatin shriveled up organic muffins instead of
hearty krispykremes
Would have us all smoking that dope sos we forget all about
their elitist policies
Don’t like your nice green lawn and aim to close up all the
golf courses
They’d like to force you to pick through dirty trash for
junk they say needs recycled
Stoppin outside developers from bringing us in them good new
construction jobs
Wantin to limit the size of your house and how much
electricity you can use
Tryin to shove abortion, gay marriage and school prayer into
the background
Foistin their tired, failed socialist universal healthcare
schemes on us once again
Pushin fool laws to take away our sacred right to bear arms
Gonna even tax you for those few extry pounds that make you
look real husky
Makin you quiet down your pickups and Harleys sos they can
hear the stupid birds
Bannin your blazin security nightlights cause they want to
save energy and see whatever stars
Forcin real sacrifice on families just to set an example in
their fool greenhouse gas scam
Corrupting our children’s morals with their godless fuzzy
science and junk maths
Want you to pass a test and get a license to have kids even
though our God says to be fruitful
Plan on gutting our military and leaving us open to all kind
of evil foreign terror
These wackos target our traditional lifestyle with that
job-killing, costly hoax of climate change
Why they even want you to carry groceries on a bicycle like
some frickin peasant
Out to make Big Gulps more expensive and ban double meat
bacon cheeseburgers
Sayin Cheetos are unhealthy and Mountain Dew’s got too much
sugar and caffeine
Don’t even want you throwing out fast food cups and bags and
all that other messy shit
They’re wantin to tighten up on credit is threatenin our
hallowed consumer lifestyle
Don’t even recognize the sanctity of the NFL or the
importance of NASCAR to our way of life
Wanting to steal our relaxation and comfort and turn us all
into pencilneck vegans
Their nutcake ideas are costing us real money, jobs and
convenience every day
That
wacko agenda is eroding our traditional family way of life, even as we pray
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